I liked the fact that they immediately changed their policy after this incident so that now employees flying for free on fully booked flights are boarded an hour before everyone else. So now we get the added convenience of getting bumped before we are ever allowed to board the plane! They really have a good handle…

It's busted? Well how do you plan on getting your groove back?

I figure even if it sucks, it at least won't be boring.

That temp seems a bit high. I usually roast at 200 degrees for an extended period of time for maximum pinkness and just sear the outside. I'm always afraid to try different recipes for prime rib for fear of ruining an expensive piece of meat.

I can't remember the last time I was excited for anything as much as I am for Cuphead. In fact, I'm so afraid of disappointment that I wish they would keep pushing the release date back. It's like fine china that's too pretty for you to ever want to actually use.

Never underestimate a parent's urge to psychologically mess with their children to mold them into supervillains/weirdos.

I'm having mixed feelings about Bill Nye's show too. Overall it's great, but I think having the live studio audience hurts it. At least in the first few episodes, he seems to be trying too hard to play to the audience.

I still have songs from Walk Hard stuck in my head from when i watched it 3 years ago.

Marry/Fuck/Kill - The Nuge, Palin, and Kid Rock

I wasn't commenting on the appropriateness of the Nuge visiting the White House, but rather his propensity for letting the world know about all the stuff he has fucked/killed.

But he looks like a cracker in every picture I've seen of him!

I'm sure Ted Nugent received more than a bj at the White House and everyone will have to hear about it on his Twitter feed and at his concerts for years to come.

I'm pretty sure if I wasn't allowed to masturbate my urge to kill would be exponentially worse.

But he's a good Catholic man! After a few Hail Marys he'll be as right as rain and Jebus will hook him up with an eight figure book deal.

Force Ghost of Eazy E?

I just assumed that they did and it's that hedonistic retirement village where the old people just keep passing STDs around to each other.

I actually experienced something similar, except instead of paying for badly needed repairs for my car, I foolishly drove it to Woodstock 99 from FL and back again. A mere 25 miles from home on the return trip, the car finally died forever and I would spend the next 2 years taking the bus everywhere.

Reed Hastings is that high end store in the mall that I can't figure out what exactly it is that they sell.

FACT 86% of the world's saltwater comes from Glenn Beck's tear ducts and the love of his country.

The pope is the real enemy?