That, or the pizza-pedo cabal got to him and broke him down.

It's like he's singing directly to me!

Does it count if it burns when I pee?

Not only that, but wasn't his defence against people complaining about the "hair tousle" that he was never political and was just focused on having fun?

I still say you're going to regret getting mudflaps tattooed there.

Sounds to me like this guy stole my script for Who Set Up Rick Rabbit?, in which Rick is forced to jump between animated and live action worlds.

Another victim of a gateway drug. It's only a matter of decades before you're taking all kinds of prescription drugs.

As an alpha male, I don't even bother with aprons and just get marinara all over my lucky cooking shirt.

35% of the GDP is McLarens.

All Incognito mode does is sound an alarm at Google HQ so they can gather around and laugh at whatever sick shit you're doing.

*flagged as a robot*

Hey! Those drives are for USB only!

Pffft…..That's just what a robot would say.

At first I was excited about this clip featuring a positive role model for girls, but I remembered it's Bay we're talking about and now I'm fearful he has instead just lowered his age limit on people in skimpy clothes being allowed to bend over cars in slow motion.

I was thinking the same thing. Superhero movies are turning into CG puppets banging into each other.

And now…..for my greatest illusion ever……watch and be amazed as I turn into…….GOTH BIEBER!!!!

Not after all these lawsuits. Now it's Kesha featuring da Lawyer$.

Who said that?!?

To be fair, it's not only the dangers of foreign invasion that they are protecting us from, but also the scourge of rock n' roll.

That header image is giving me flashbacks to when I was once confronted in an alley for forgetting to tip my waiter.