Listen, sometimes you just get sick of eating meatloaf all alone at home and you need to get out for a nice meal.

I'll bet you $100 that no one will Twead after the dinner.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit to you the murderer is in this very room. As we all know, you're fucked if you have a physical disability in this clusterfuck of a layout. And yet….

The strangle marks on the body's neck are from tiny hands.

I don't see a difference between people on the left getting in shape for an imagined nazi brawl versus people on the right wanting to carry firearms into schools and grocery stores for imagined terrorist shoot-outs.

Oh, right….that's it! I knew there was a reason I've been wanking non-stop.

Mmmmm…..taco bowl seasoned with Trump's tears.

At the time though, a lot of the games were entertaining. It's kind of amazing in hindsight how many different variations of gameplay they could come up with, with such limited processing power. But you are right, there were tons of crappy product placement type games. It's one of the reasons I get so upset that…

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When I was a kid, I swore I'd only buy a house if it had a cool secret passage in it. Now that I have a house, my wife refuses to let me add one.

As the father of an unruly 7 year old daughter, I can only imagine the fear and desperation that must occur during the daily power struggle with a child as large as you.

Photos? They have gotten quite popular, now that you've mentioned it.

The child molesters have moved out of the pizza joints and into our theme parks! It's all right there!

It's like they're teasing us!

Yes, but is it outer space where we are free of the constraints of gravity and the safety of Mother Earth's bosom to explore the cosmos?

Of the 10 or so songs I have memorized front to back, PaRappa accounts for 6 of them.

Agreed. Someone who says "I hate HATRED" with a straight face is not real.

I'm confident once they get their fill of money and power they will be more than willing to share the leftover scraps with their most loyal lapdogs. Then they can mold the party from the inside!

I just get drunk as a matter of course when cooking. I never thought to film myself passing out into my shrimp primavera.

I think that it's obvious. Some slick Willie will steal Jennifer Hudson away just as she's becoming famous and Adam Sandler will have to fart his way back into her heart.