It's like the winner's podium at the Bad Hair Olympics.

He went to Jared!

Are you telling me all the living room wrestling gigs my agent has been sending me to haven't been officially sanctioned?!?

He went swimming in that green pool and fucked up his eyes again, didn't he?

I wasn't planning on it. But now that you mention it, my "Zombie Olympics" script is just sitting there collecting dust….

And illegal aliens stealing our beer and Reese's Pieces.

Or better, start with the countries you have no business interests in to show you're serious, then see if the others fall in line before you decided to add them to the list. The Art of the Deal!

I have two points. Firstly, the executive order doesn't actually mention any countries by name. They were specified after the fact by the Department of Homeland Security. So it's a little disingenuous to say that the order excludes 85% of the world's Muslim population. Second, the executive order does mention the…

People who can't afford exorbitantly priced tickets I assume.

I was disappointed at first, but They Came Together gets better and better everytime I see it. I lose it when they are all on the court just saying "basketball" over and over. It's some weird hypnotic hold that movie has on me.

"The Famicom came with a then-revolutionary two controller ports."

are u a girl please show your private cups (brest)

That wasn't an official release. That was just the doodlings of a bored fourth grader. All the boobies and pee-pees on the bears are the tip off that it's a clever forgery.

Huh. Are you sure it's not an entourage?

Your insistence on wearing hot pants while frying can't be considered safe though.

But at least it doesn't make you fat, right?

Don't you even care?

Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when your family brand was based on sex tapes and bad reality tv instead of slowly killing democracy and bad reality tv.

It 's a rare opportunity to see Taylor Swift and her squad out in the wild.

Well, one is. The other twin is coming to destroy us all.