I still sing that song during long drives to annoy the hell out of my wife.

I'll start taking out the trash on Thursdays. Please let me stay!

Everyone was pissed and demanding their money back. The manager stuck to his guns and told us all "take it or leave it" before running off to leave his poor underlings to get chewed out at the concession counter. I'm pretty sure it was a Regal theater.

I think that's the kind of information you're supposed to keep for a clickbait listicle.

I once watched one of the early 00's Bond movies at a theater where the projector broke 30 minutes into the movie. No only did we not get refunds, but the pass we received to watch another movie was only good for the same movie and expired in a week.

Wait a minute……I don't think I've ever seen Archfiend and Laurence in the same room! Could it be?

The original? Or the 2002 special edition with digitally enhanced napalm, newly inserted music, and CGI thin Brando?

You're right that the nature of a meme is to be passed along and possibly changed with variations, but the source being obscured over time certainly doesn't have to be a part of that. I doubt the creator or Rickrolling is known, but I think the point of this Twitter account is to make sure that the creator's info is…

I can certainly see your point of view and your argument is valid, but I think it's an issue of the nomenclature used. Once you call something a "burger", the average person has expectations of its texture and umami flavor. Just as calling something a "cookie" is going to have people anticipate something familiar…

Face/Off reboot!

When I was little, all the boys would call each other lesbians and deeply offend each other. We had no idea what it meant, other than that we were implied to be girls.

I make 25 ruble from home with one simple trick! Every time you make believe American and mention great leader Trump, you one step closer to pay!

Well, I'll be damned. I never bothered to look at the ingredients list on a box of Ritz before….

Best of luck, Teti. Despite your love of Brady, you have achieved sainthood in my home for the dual miracles of Pete Strackmeier and Block & Tackle.

I still blame myself. When I thought the game was comfortably in hand, i explained to my 5 year old daughter what the Super Bowl was and how the Packers were going to be playing in it.

Well, once you know all the best words, there is no need to use any others. Just stick with those five and you'll be tremendous*.

I hate that people keep trying to hold the president to a higher standard than anyone else. He's an average Joe who is forced to do a job he hates - just like the rest of us. He should be allowed to scratch his balls in front of the world and tell it like it is!

OW! I'm not supposed to get spray in my eye!

One Christmas my grandmother paid to have a star named after me. So from my point of view, I'm like a Star King.

Playing hard to get, eh?