"Coming up tonight on the 5 o'clock news - What does the new McDonald's sandwich have in common with your genitals? The answer may surprise you…."

Zoom in. Now… enhance.

I hope he's not the one inappropriately touching himself in the back…

In Mexico, they just call it "dog food".

I'm pretty sure #1 is "sexy incest".

I hate the prequels.

Mw Fuller Goes to Washington. You're sassy when you get political!

But I subscribe to HBO specifically for the thick cockney!

Nice try. "Sarah" is just Ivanka in a wig trying to be a part of policy meetings.

Surely, the public ignoring him will be the impetus for him to press the button in a bid for attention.

Making shit up, eh? Do you have any videos or newsletters I could subscribe to?

Forgive us! Satan made us do it.

I'm with stupid.

Dammit Arnold! Just make King Conan already so I can bask in it's glory and then pretend you've retired afterward.

"Look at what Steve gave me for signing all those autographs!"

FALSE NUDES!!!! Sad!

*Prints "Hitmen do it from both ends" t-shirts*

John Wick 3: A Dog's Purpose VS. John Wick - Puppy Death Battle

It's also part existential thriller and part dramedy, which is in itself part drama and part comedy. Does existential thriller count as indie horror? If you combine the comedy and thriller parts, that equals slapstick. Also, drama plus thriller plus ignored wife equals crime/romance. In conclusion, The Price Of…

You make pimpin' look easy.