Pictured Above: The Rock explains to the audience why candy-asses are anathema to serious actors.

It's been established that Ricky has a powerful imagination.

And then they hired their drunk friend on a unicycle to film it.

What stress? Right now she's making it up as she goes along without a care in the world. The stress will come in later, after she's retired and trying to write her memoirs. It'll be impossible for her to remember which things really happened and which things were bullshit she made herself believe at the time. …

Why is your commenting history private? What deliciously crispy conspiracies are you trying to hide from us?

Well that's just stupid. In a real Sharknado it wouldn't hang, it would be flopping around.

Blessed are the bald.

I've always heard it said that her Rice Krispies squares were heavenly.

My favorite Nathan For You episode is the one where he forces the realtor to ask the prospective homebuyer if she has a problem with a rapey poltergeist in the bedroom that will need to be removed.

"The Quickening is the receiving of all the power and knowledge another immortal has obtained throughout his/her life. It is like the receiving of a sacrament or a massive orgasm."

[FART]

Hosers, leave!

You stole that from Bazooka Joe!

I already have my education and have never needed government assistance. I was only implying that good people sometimes could use help. But not you of course. You're a real man.

The tip off with these videos is the fact that the first thing out of her mouth isn't "Why the hell are you filming me?"

He doesn't want to tell us. His space won't be as safe then.

So you filled out all the food stamp applications all by yourself? Don't worry, i'm sure Trump is up all night figuring out how to reopen that Little Caesars you got laid off from. Good thing your vote saved us from free education.

Says the guy who responds "We're not all hicks! My wife has a bachelor's!" That's great sweetie, does your wife let you work too? Or does she give you an allowance?

It all makes sense! …."Two all beef paddies"

WWAJD(rive)