Is this some kind of attempt to get a pull quote on the back of the DVD box?

*dinosaur coverage not included in standard warranty

Whatever affects one Beouf, affects all La Beoufs.

I had not thought about that point. That could potentially make an interesting series of games. Ultimately, I still plan on playing it and hopefully I can approach it with no expectations and just experience it on it's own terms.

That's sad to hear about That Dragon, Cancer. I've been wanting to play it for awhile, but I was afraid the "God's plan" stuff would turn me off too. I was hoping the approach they would take would be to present you with an experience and then leave you to assign your own meaning to it all.

Sick burn! You still got it, Dice-man!

Do you even do the Dew, dude?

Didn't Warren Jeffs keep his child brides fully covered and locked away at all times in between rapes? I'm pretty sure Westerners are capable of the same evil as anyone else given the opportunity.

You can't say that word in a public forum!

Holy shit, that's brilliant. I'd have to watch it on principle alone.

The great irony is that as a hippie tree-hugger, he was killed by the very thing he hugged. Hug Cher, not a tree.

You mean I have to wait in line somewhere? Fuck that noise.

The ads are for Golden Girls and feature Bea Arthur exclusively.

Al Gore Presents: IT2 - Waterworld

In the 80's, it was the style at the time that you either wear prom dresses or workout leotards.

The real travesty is that the motion picture classic The Wizard only made 14 mil.

Esquiring minds want to know.

*cow is reincarnated, saves bus full of school children, and then promptly murdered and eaten again*

"I dare say you almost look good enough to grab!"

Hell, my son Barron can even gun. He's great at the gun.