Is that all your whole pitch for the spin-off side-story prequel? Good enough, we'll greenlight it.

But NIN did produce music back then, albeit under their former band name.

Does that make Atticus Ross a dunk?

You can get an antenna relatively cheap and depending on where you live, pick it up over the air. I actually watch way more PBS now than I ever did before pulling the plug. It's my go-to "have on in the background" channel.

Split the difference….massive concussion.

Now THAT'S the Greatest Show on Earth!

Fun Fact: Elephants' noses evolved to be as long as they are so they could store a monster rip.

I looked into traveling by train for a visit to see some relatives as I thought it would be fun for the kids. It was three times the cost and travel time would take ten times as long compared to flying. I'm convinced Amtrak stays in business solely from people afraid to fly and unable to rent a car.

I thought Ernest Borgnine's philosophy was to beat off for a long life?

If you need more than three seconds, you're ogling wrong.

If you could somehow make Dr. Cop, District Attorney a show, then you could replace 90% of the shows on tv. It'd be a license to print money!

I just don't understand how the other side thinks. Feel the (Richard) Karn!

Just recast it and every time she is on screen just have her hold a book over her face. They'll save millions! I'll take my millions for my consulting fee now, please.

Or those Faces of Death movies…

Was it part of the Presidential Physical Fitness Test?

Ha! Elf Cafe is the obvious fake one of the bunch. Did I guess right? What do I win? Next time use a fake name that doesn't sound so damned stupid.

If you're talking about Bill Hader's Stefon character, the writers intentionally wrote in last minute gags that he wasn't aware of to try to get him to crack live on air. Jimmy Fallon was performing skits that he had previously read/written and rehearsed ahead of time.

Same here. We taped it off of HBO and as a kid all I could think of during my first viewing was all the ways it sucked compared to Star Wars. Eventually, it really grew on me and was weirdly formative with it's message.

First we'll suck them in with an epic space battle ala Star Wars. Then when they least expect it….BAM!…we'll hit them with a drama about raising an alien baby as a single parent. The kids will eat it up!

Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, Count Erpoint. I am a fan of Jedi, like my father before me.