See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my word for it. The Chop-O-Matic cuts through meat, bone, and beard with ease! And clean up is a snap!

Dong supercut? Mazel tov!

I'm originally from Wisconsin, so we always called it the Bob Uecker show.

And here you thought Tarkin only destroyed life on planets.

There's no need to shed a tear. Have you ever incompetently faked your way through a job? Well then….it looks like the Art of the Deal was inside you the whole time!

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Pats Benatar?

What if your fetus isn't robbing you, but is instead slowly draining all your finances for fucking ballet classes?

What if your fetus isn't robbing you, but is instead slowly draining all your finances for fucking ballet classes?

How come I keep failing without even trying?

Just bring back Andy Barker, P.I. and I'll be happy.

That never happened! You're just trying to discourage pre-marital sex on the Love Boat.

Sir, popcorn is not allowed at this theater, but if you'd just quiet down I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of butter flavored partially hydrogenated soybean popcorn topping.

Agreed. Those makeup effects would have looked even worse than the CGI under close scrutiny. As mentioned elsewhere many times over, they should have not featured him as much and had him communicate via hologram.

I had reservations about showing Ep 3 to my seven year old, but it's now one of her favorites. She only wished that Darth Vader had looked "grosser" before getting put in the suit.

There were so many times I was waiting for it…….waiting…..waiting……. *sigh*

I guess that could work. But won't it get expensive to CG in all the product placement and brand name clothes on the characters?

I'm so sick of fat people trying to enjoy a movie with the rest of us beautiful and perfectly healthy cinephiles. Since when has The Angry Birds Movie ever been intended to be viewed by the common swine?

If you plan on eating Nerds Rope, be careful of the ol' Nerds Rope in the pants leg bit. It's similar to the hole in the popcorn bucket trick.