"How was the play, Little Mikey?"

I've been pretty anti-gun ownership my whole life, but I'm starting to think the right might be onto something. This election has really opened my eyes to the fact that there's more dangerously ignorant people in this county than I originally thought. I'm pretty close to starting a gun collection and strict training…

I don't know that I'd call it "evidence-free". Sure, most of the evidence that ties anything to Putin is circumstantial, but there is an awful lot of it. At the very least we know it came from within Russia and was extremely sophisticated. Any explicit connection to Putin at this point is conjecture, but Putin…

Nazis vs. children?

*starts printing "Hindus go both ways" t-shirts*

"That’s no moon…it’s a space station."

Why did they put their flat screen computer monitors in big boxes back then? It's just taking up desk space.

I'm not normally one to run around and intentionally kill myself in games, but I recently started playing Alien: Isolation and the game was making me anxious as all hell. So before the tension over my first death could overwhelm me, I found myself reaching a save point and then running around and making noise to let…

I'm not sure if this qualifies as what you had in mind, but the idea of using a game for something different than it's purpose reminded me that as a kid I would pretend my room was a spaceship. I'd set my Atari 2600 up along with every Speak & Spell, handheld video game, keyboard, and calculator I could find to…

As a nation, we'll finally all come together……as some kind of monster blob of glowing flesh.

Yet you still have your dick out.

You fools! He's tricked you! You can't kill chickens in a humane way! It's bean curd! Soylent Chicken is bean curd!

The extreme saltiness is from tears of the disenfranchised.

Those are the available choices for sides.

"Great guy. Real classy. Bigly pussy grabber. No one can beat his record."

Promise me you'll never travel to 2016! Stay as far away as you can!

There's no need to be rude. COMPUTER, ACTIVATE DOWNVOTE!

That whole "slowest recovery after a recession in the last X amount of years" talking point drove me nuts.

To be fair, demonizing the other side is a tactic of both parties. "Sure, we were exaggerating all those other times, but THIS one really IS the boogeyman!" does in fact seem to be a winning argument for Republicans all of the time. For example, every Dem poses the all time greatest threat to the second amendment…

In 'Murica, we do it backwards!