Go ahead. Throw your vote away.

Oh shit! I wasn't thinking about that when I gave out such crappy Halloween candy. Oh, well. There goes my social security checks when it's finally my time.

I'm pretty sure the "Stranger Danger" posters at my kid's school feature a picture of Trump.

This just in…..local pariah themadmonk wastes no time in being a dick.

Alright, you got us. Due to security concerns about people throwing bottles at Sting, it's actually Hologram Sting that will be performing. We will hopefully have the Hair 3.0 upgrade by then.

"What is best in life?"

He means to say that of the 5 black people he has seen in his town, one of them once had an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt on and so he just assumed.

Das Boot?

That's the main reason I love that movie. It's a murder mystery where it doesn't really matter who the killer is. Most movies like that, you just wait for them to introduce a minor character like a police chief or a friend of a friend who then *SURPRISE* turns out to be the killer. With Se7en, they are fighting an…

I really like Ana and the idea that I can just shoot anyone and everyone on either team and do some good. I feel like she tends to do best when paired with Zenyatta as they can really compliment each other's healing and damage abilities. The sleeper dart tends to work best to interrupt ultimates. Any other time and…

I'm curious how you reason that you can literally be paid less and not have it affect your socioeconomic status.

Huh. I live in NC and the Dem running for the U.S. senate is getting hammered constantly for standing up for free speech and the right to burn a flag. I just assumed it was Republicans running the ads, but now I know it was those damned privileged kids at liberal universities gettin' all smart and uppity!

Be aggressive

Finally! After all my letters, somebody is finally addressing my concerns about the cyber. I TOLD YOU I WASN'T CRAZY, DOREEN!

My wife and I used to watch quite a bit a Food Network back in the day. We loved Alton Brown and hated Rachel Ray. My wife ended up being involved in book signings for both, and couldn't believe the night and day difference. She said Rachel was the nicest, most accommodating, genuine person and Alton is tied for…

You mean you have to read? That's like a baby's toy!

Rachel Dolezal:black::Yo Mama:Bruce

When you refer to something your mother did before you were born, do you refer to her as mom even though she wasn't yo mama yet?

Comment/username synergy is off the charts.

At a certain point I thought, "They must get paid by the hour because it seems like they aren't doing anything".