Well, if loving accordions is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.

Just when I think I'm done with Overwatch, I end up picking it back up. It really is a great "pick up and play a few matches before bed" kinda game. So far, I'm better at all the support characters people tend to avoid. On the flipside, I'm atrocious with snipers and Genji, because of course that's what everyone…

If Brian Posehn had died earlier, you would have heard of him and he would be the Mitch Hedberg of comedy. Instead, he's chosen to live a long life and be the 311/Sugar Ray of stand up.

Hell, we even got the top 19 Blizzard flavors.

Thanks Obamacare!!

I can't recall if it was more the actual marketing or my quick dismissal of it, but Fight Club looked like some lame vehicle for Brad Pitt's abs that I had no intention of seeing. A friend dragged me to a showing and about 5 minutes into the movie, I realized it was nothing like I was expecting it to be.

It's what future generations will say about us in the Age of Trump. Clearly, Trump could not have built that tower on his own.

THAT explains it. Poor thing. You were never nursed, were you? And now all women look like murderers to you?

At least that's the line he used so he didn't have to wrap it up.

Are you sure it's not just going to be 10 different versions of "I Got You Babe"?

It doesn't? I thought the theme was "Johnsons where they don't belong"?

He's so smart he already knows all the answers. He just works backwards so he can figure out what the questions were.

For some reason, I always unconsciously assume famous people are around my size even though I'm tall (6'4''). It must be some psychological effect from seeing them filling the frame on big screens. Every single time I've ever seen anyone famous, my first reaction has always been, "they're sooo small!"

Not familiar with that specific case? Don't let that stop you from twisting it and using it to justify why Kesha could not have possibly been raped. After all, you only deal in facts!*

I really liked The Mist, but that may be due to my preference of bleak endings for horror movies. Not sure which version you saw, but the B&W version definitely helps with the dated CGI.

I don't care what the issue is. If I look over and see David Duke and Steve Bannon on the same side as me…..

That's not the way they tell it.

"Good work! Here, have some more babies."

Put her in some kind of room that reflects your feelings about her?

Not that I know of. It seemed like it was a case of the outbreak being statistically improbable so people immediately defended Chipotle by assuming it was sabotage by some nebulous pro-G.M.O. group.