Without spoiling, is there some kind of twist at the end? The review seems to imply there is. If there is a revelatory ending, I'd prefer to see the movie first. If it's just a solidly written conclusion, I'd rather ready the short story first.

I remember the Chipotle outbreaks of '15. So many young folks were cut down in their prime. We learned a valuable lesson as a nation that day. Even though it was all the way across the street, the Panera Bread was worth the extra effort. You can't cut corners in this life, Jimmy. Now go make Gramps a brandy old…

"Operated via automation"…? You mean I just wasted 6 months of my life training to be a burrito drone pilot for nothing? Fuck you ITT Technical Institute!

No tip? Does not compute.

Finally, my collection of remote controlled F-16s are going to start paying out sweet burrito dividends.

Now THAT sounds like a good show.

The real crime is that they didn't rank the flavors! How am I supposed to know which flavor of diabetes is the best?

I'm a grown ass married man with kids, I can sometimes sneak a beer into the garage with me.

It means he respects you. The day he enters your home without you knowing about it means you're as good as dead.

I'm sad if this means no more Johnny Pemberton on Superstore. He was the perfect combination of endearing/punchable.

Quotes are like cheese. Sometimes they're stinky.

Quotes are like cheese. Sometimes they're stinky.

I have my dermatologist check me for signs melania.

And needles in their ass.

*something* *something* …it was only a tiny part?

He also ate sandwiches that were 8 feet long in one bite, but I don't think that helped much either.

"english techers are bitches" was a classic at my school.

And hardcore concession stand management! You won't be as disappointed in the game if you think of it less as a football game and more like a modern update on the classic Lemonade Stand.

Interesting. But how does that explain the healing power of all those roasted chickens you ate along the way?

Godzilla? or Trump?