I LOVE that one! My favorites are the sassy lady and the dumb guy. I wonder if they will ever have sex or not?

That was supposed to be on Wednesday? No wonder I got so many funny looks.

NOOOOOOO!!!! It took me weeks to carefully cut around those tiny fingers for your National Lasagna Day gift!

I'm pretty sure Dubya Bush holds the title of Supreme Decider.

You let the $15,000 dildo do all the work.

That minute just cost you $3.99.

No need to check. I can assure you it's there.

Here's all my dirty laundry. Use extra starch, please.

My daughter is only inspired by the largest of box office returns.

S.S. sasses asses who don't represent the masses.

If it's anything like she does with ping-pong balls, then we're in for a real treat.

Ewww…so the beef was on the floor the whole time?

You're psychic too?

I find it a little suspicious that he keeps dying every single year.

Come back later, he's baitin'.

They use the coked up models as skis.

Yeah, but were the miners sexy?

Sooooo many great earworms stuck in my head.

So I'm good to go back to licking my plasma tv then? ….for science.

No spoilers, you'll just have to watch and be surprised.