The first time I saw him on Girls, I thought he was so ugly I think I literally said out loud to whoever I was with at the time "Whoa, who let this guy on tv?" so he really had nowhere to go but up.

But so far the only other people I can think of that have been distractingly awful in their roles (at least in The Return) have been, unfortunately, Twin Peaks alums.

I love Adam Driver.

Yes, I didn't even question it the first time I saw the episode. I just assumed he was a bit player from something like an Apatow movie or Wet Hot American Summer or something else that I had seen but couldn't immediately pinpoint. I keep leaning heavily towards comedy despite the Twin Peaks connection, but maybe…

Well, he stands out as one of the worst actors even in an ouevre where the director clearly encourages stilted and heightened acting….maybe Lynch should stick to casting people who are already in his orbit, even if it means Chrysta Bell.

I was talking to someone who lives in Seattle recently about how I would like to move to the PNW for the creep factor and she didn't know what I was talking about.

I thought the same thing. I think we're probably just confusing him with some other chubby actor and I haven't yet sorted out who.

Sorry. Caleb Landry Jones is next. I was actually hoping it was him when I opened this article so I'd never have to see him again .

There are Twin Peaks dating groups?

I was just watching the episode last night thinking about what a shit actor he was, and not in a stylized way that works well with Lynch. He was just shit, like he was trying to remember his lines the entire time.

She's still going to see the eclipse you hateful fuck. She's just being extra cautious. Do you think you can't see through glasses or something?

I'm specifically talking about those modern looking houses though that always look so barren and cavernous. I guess the only time I see the inside of them are through bland realtor photos so I can't even imagine what one looks like with books and dvds and tchotchkes and dog hair all the over the floor.

Do we? So far we seem to have been unable to do so in this case.

No sewage treatment plants for me. It cracks me up too much when the water turns all brown.

Wild at Heart is my favorite next to Mulholland Drive.

SIM City except you need to make sure you direct the poo away from the water pumps. That's the major difference I remember.

I watched it a few days ago and definitely agree that the voice / birdman could qualify as a tulpa, though I'm disappointed they didn't do more with it.

Maybe not Jay Z and Beyonce specifically but someone who lives in one of those boxy, windows and neutral colors and straight lines everywhere houses must. I know a lot of these staid pictures must be realtor tricks to help sell the house and that someone who lives in them at least occasionally has demonstrable flashes…

I can't even really fathom ever getting angry if I were that rich. If someone talked shit about me on stage or came after me for offensive remarks, I think my reaction would always be "Who cares? I have a billion dollars."

I really want to see pictures of houses like that that actually looked lived in. What do these modern houses look like with a pile of Stephen King paperbacks on the nightstand, a sweaty hoodie draped on the chair, and a pot with crusty old Kraft macaroni and cheese stuck to the sides in the sink "soaking"?