I have a student who's a self-identified "punk rock vegan" who wrote in an essay "sometimes those feminists go too far."

And lots of KFC.

At least this one was a business major and we discussed seizing the means of production from the bourgeoisie.

Hollywood Upstairs Medical School?

Same here. Why, I only spoke to one student about Marx today! One! How can I possibly direct an evil liberal conspiracy with that level of inefficiency?

I want two creative writing awards in 4th and 6th grade. I'm clearly a well-regarded, published author.

Even then, it's still maybe my favorite feud ever.

I think Bret Hart would have sold it better but Austin hadn't quite perfected it during their feud. He didn't start off with the kick to the gut at first. He used to just put guys in position to deliver it.

Exactly. It was originally a move designed to generate heat and it worked brilliantly. Then it turned into a cool move.

It was fine when he was a heel using the move to mock his opponent, but later they started selling the move as a legit finisher. That's when it got dumb.

I'm sure Sessions has friends who occasionally dress in all white costumes with something covering their heads too.

I'd like to picture Michael Cole calling the action. "Randy Orton just burned down Bray Wyatt's family compound. He loves to have fun! Vintage Orton."

I got done playing through the Hall of Fame showcase for WWE 2k17 and I'm so glad they included the coffin surfing segment.

I'm sure they're hoping Aries will bring more attention to 205 Live but he's so much better than what they're doing with their Cruiserweight Division. I'd much rather see him as a serious rival to someone like Nakamura or to feud with a regular main roster guy, despite being smallish.

"My kid threw his dinner across the dining room but at least the plate didn't break. He's growing up!"

That's not a high bar to clear.

I had no idea Kellyanne Conway played Sherlock.

I'm pretty sure Reverend Wright, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and a few others are involved.

A pop culture personality who became the president seems like something a pop culture website might write about.

My eight year old loves quoting the "not once, not twice, but thrice" line.