Liefeld created a Lobo ripoff, Bludwolf or some such, without quite grasping that Liefeld is the exact type of creator that Giffen was goofing on with Lobo.

The woman from Total Recall was in it?

I like Lobo, but he seems like a character designed best for guest spots or mini-series.

My wife and I still want A Dinner of Onions to be a real book.

No, it'll be Hayden, Jayden, and Kayden.

I've been waiting for those two to find a project to do together.

Hey Frosty, you want some snow, man?

So this service will send a bolt of lightning?

Arnold wishes his arms were as big as the Hulkster's!

Oh, I was hoping it was the ballroom dancing pro wrestler.

12 signs George Lucas may have been inspired by Joseph Campbell when making Star Wars. #7 will SHOCK you.

Or Peggy Hill's book club advice to Hank - "I see what the author was going for, but I don't know…"

Zartan is the true master of disguise, unless there's any direct sunlight around.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

The Tooth Fairy was just a ripoff of Mr. Nanny. Both of you were in tutus, but you did it first, Hulkster!

ESPECIALLY him!

"I didn't raise you to help children in need!"

Hmm, a well off journalist being caught up in the whirlwind life on a charming billionaire? I don't see that playing well.

Manman.

Whereas Dan's response was basically "you'll break a few eggs making an omelet!"