They can debut their tracks at the New Awareness Awards.

I'm intrigued by the inclusion of an actress whose sexual orientation is a barely kept secret. I wonder if the producers had ever heard of Queen Latifah?

She used to Elektra-fy audiences.

Flanders to God, Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Todd!!

Or they might grow up to be Roy Cohn.

You're the man now, dog!

Benedict Cumberbatch.

A D is a step up.

Now that you mention it, I would like to see Iggy Pop in Jennifer Garner's role.

I have that skill as well.

My kids are always saying the "over 9000!!" thing.

It's one of my favorite books ever. I wish he was recognized more for being such a staggering intellect.

There's a few variety of New Mexico chiles. The ones most commonly referred to as green chiles are usually known as Big Jims. Red chiles are the same thing, just allowed to ripen longer. Green are typically fire roasted and diced and often mixed with a little bit of lime juice to preserve them longer, whereas red ones…

How was his dad's reaction? Was it "no shit" or "I have no son!!" or somewhere in between?

Nice. The wife and I are seeing Weird Al in July but I didn't spring for the meet and greet.

And if you get nervous on the exam, just picture all of the other exam takers naked. All of them.

My favorite is the hours count on sobriety calculators. Saying I've been sober for 61,881 hours sounds so god damned impressive!

"I got a letter from him the other day.
It said I might already be a winner!"

I'm more humble than all of you.

If you want to see me stomp a mudhole in MisterSplendiferous give me a hell yeah!