"It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens.
Mom's in the kitchen cooking collared greens."

Oh, gotcha. I'm from California originally so the ways of southerners are a mystery to me. Do you live on a plantation?

Mr. Sparkle is disrespectful to dirt, but that's a different matter entirely.

Pog form?

Was it a regional thing? I've never heard of it not being in the south.

Yes.

There needs to be a Damian Dahrk holiday musical extravaganza.

Exactly. When I got hit hard by depression a few years ago I all but shut down. I'll take some boner problems over the alternative any day.

My kids like to play the boardgame Life and one of the things my wife and I started doing was occasionally going with a same sex spouse. Now my kids do it half the time too.

To further what our dear friend Cookie Monster has said, last night as I was watching my 11 year old heir play his cello with the rest of his orchestra, I simultaneously felt a sense of pride and bemusement at how an 8 lbs, 21 and one half inch newborn was now standing over five feet in height, dressed in shirt and…

I have a prescription that helps me sleep better at night (my problem isn't so much getting to sleep as it is waking up at 3:00 am mid-thought with my mind going a mile a minute). It has a little bit of an SSRI in it, which, when I was being treated for depression, I learned has pretty strong side effects in that…

The sex work letter really sounded to me like the guy was looking for permission not to do it, which sounds weird, but I also get it. No one ever offered me money for sex, but I also remember how dire my finances were in my early 20s. What struck me most was this was a guy desperate for money considering doing…

Did you see their video a couple months back where the two factions were debating who had the better shoes - Naomi's light ups or Kofi's gold wings?

And take Kevin Dunn with him. They have plenty of solid people working behind the scenes that I firmly believe could do more. They already employ Arn Anderson as a road agent and producer. Let him oversee the tag team division. Use people where their strengths are instead of making them work to please Vince.

Tell him it's in a chapter of The Secret he somehow missed.

I hope they add more AWA. The initial postings were all Shawn Michaels centric. I'd love for some older stuff.

This is the second Raw in a row I've skipped. Over the weekend I was watching Canadian Stampede and it was amazing seeing how hot that crowd was. At various points the building looked like it was shaking.

Okay, that's a pretty good job, internet.

"This addict figured out one simple trick to overdose faster. Why long term addicts HATE him!"

*Andy Weir angrily tweets Spike Lee's address*