"…five…six…sev-"
"Oh God!"
"Sh, honey! Crap! Lost my place…..one…two…"

But doesn't the fact that you took the time to write this post make you a fu

I…I liked The Ladykillers. [ducks flaming arrows]

Ego…but with RJ McReady's glorious hat.

This claim of TMZ's is nothing but a sham

I like the score, too!

So it's bicycles then, eh? We accept your choice of vehicle!

Whoa, huge slam on our public education system - specifically middle schools - outta nowhere!

Shut up, Iris!

Emotions are for ethnic people.

The pile of cocaine is NOT the issue, Dude.

They did the same thing with the Young Sherlock Holmes movie as well:

Cool picture of Mel Gibson and a young Brak.

Wait…there's coloring books? I feel like you'd be tempted to color each page a uniform sepia (with the exception of the Master's cloak, of course).

Bathtub sex

*smirks; runs off into forest*

What? Chewbacca Mom wasn't available?

I wish Gene Hackman would return to acting.

Donald Trump treats objects like women, man.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to get a really killer tan.