This is every cat owner's double-edged nightmare/wish - dying alone in our apartments. But because we're solitary people, no one will think of checking up on us for a month. Thankfully, a human corpse will give our furry, four-legged friend something to subsist on before the police knock down our doors.

Oh, it wasn't that catastrophic.

Hickey & Boggs was decent. Still have my copy and I keep telling myself its because of Robert Culp.

"Now I Have a machine gun, eh?"

Told a dad joke?

…and that, kids, is How I Met Your Mother.

Hers has already started I believe with HawaiiItchyButtGate.

Don't worry. The AV Club has no intention of cutting down on its reporting of bullshit.

oh great now i gotta be responsible for this vodka bottle

"You missed the turn!"
"I did NOT miss the turn!"
"You totally did!"
"Look - this is a shortcut I'm taking. This way the ride is about two dollars cheaper, Mr. Movie Star!"
"Oh….I didn't know that."
"Looks like my navigation skills trump yours!"
SLAP!

"I threw that little girl out the window."

I liked it. I think my favorite part was when Paul Rudd started laughing maniacally as he turned into Giant Man.

"Oh well."

Brutal honesty time. No one here gives a fuck that you're a Camus-ian Absurdist but you.

Season two occasionally had its moments. But after that - yeesh. I don't think I've ever seen a show go from amazing to dogshit so quickly.

Please contribute to my "Bring Back the Werewolf tv series" kickstarter!

It's just a tv show. We should really just relax.

Haram-[gets tackled]

I remember watching this episode with my mom when it first came out. At the conclusion of Roy's speech she chuckled, nodded her head, and said "Yep!"

Cool. A lecture.