RIP Teenage Caveman.

MST3K

"They arrested Harlan Ellison!"
"GOOD."

"…that big, buttery moon up in the sky."

It has! Last year (forget the volume number), but I was very happy. It's one of my favorites, too. "I christen this scene bad!"

Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

What do you - the viewers at home - think?

Typical dumpster fire of a column, Internet!

ZING

"Can you FUCKIN' believe it?"

If this it, please let me know.

"Are we done here, Charles?"

Obi-Wan Kush-obi

Yeah, no kidding.

You can grab them right in the groin button. You can do anything.

Don't you mean "CROOKED KILLERY"???????

And THAT HAT.

I don't think he's played a Klingon yet.

I'm not usually a fan of people who say "This", but…This. Especially the fifth paragraph.

I'm not sure the world is ready for a 20 minute scene where 'Pool and Cable sit around comparing fast food with Shaw Brothers kung fu flicks and pop culture and women's feet.