Not an origin story, but Veljohnson did reprise the part of Al Powell in an episode of Chuck.

A month from now:
DONALD TRUMP [turning to audience]: “Live from New York, it’s me, Donald Trump!”
Cut to Control Room:
DIRECTOR: “Damnit! Lorne, do you want to do a retake? Lorne? Lorne!”
LORNE MICHAELS [caressing his cheek with a huge wad of money]: “Shhhhh. Shhhhh.”

Unsurprising username/comment synergy.

Then he dies of scurvy. Stupid pirate; it's the 21st century. No one dies of scurvy anymore.

Look at this fucking hipster. Just look at him.

Hey hey LBJ.
How many retweets did you send today.

Psst. Guys. If we ignore it, "Great Job, Internet" might go away.

Great Job, Internet turned into the Yahoo News clickbait homepage so gradually, EVERYONE NOTICED.

You'll have to ask Jabba.

"I bent my Vlix!"

Ha! Joke's on you, AV Club! The dog in that picture has probably been dead for over 20 years! *starts crying hysterically*

Holy Shnikies, everbody! Green Lantern is available from Amazon for only $4.99! *gets out credit card*

Riley: "I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before?"
Giles: "Uh, a castle?"
Riley: "A big, honkin' castle."

No. The 7th Doctor went to Skaro to pick up the Master's remains to return to Gallifrey.

This was an idea put forth in the New Adventures novels published in the 90s. Don't know if the new series has adopted that theory.

On a picnic organized by Meglos.

Neither are the Terileptils. The handful the Fifth Doctor met were escaped criminals.

This article only made me depressed that Gene Hackman isn't acting anymore. I don't deserve this, Internet. I was building a house.

Atlas Charged Me $50 For This Photo

Ha! It had the exact opposite effect as I think that's the snottiest talking head in the whole series.