"We have a strict policy here not to over-serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off of other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license, and she is NOT welcome at this restaurant chain ever again."

For the longest time I didn't realize that that was Ted Danson playing Nathan Fillion's commanding officer in Saving Private Ryan.

You're about as funny as rock climbing, pal.

Benny Hill?

No, but the first clip is from the very same set when the drunk woman shouts, "You suck!"

We've all been there.

"homophobia pity party"

Yep. "We're all gonna make out now. Write it for us, Fifth Wheel."

Nah. That was the Secret Warriors. Stark and Reed Richards had recently shot the Hulk into outer space, though, and onto an alien planet because he'd had a hissy fit in Vegas.

Danny appeared in 10 out of the 12 episodes from season 8.

I was tiring of her, partly because of her insufferable smugness, but also because I thought she was being overused. By the time she returns for the Christmas special, she'll have missed two full seasons, so I have no problem with this return. She's had a nice rest.

"It's your kids, Chewbacca! Something's gotta be done with your illegitimate Ewok kids!"

Wasn't her first meeting with the Doctor when she was a little girl trapped in that spacesuit?

Its already kinda sorta been done:

She mentioned that she got some "work done" after she was revived by the Apes. Hence her appearance.

the Hell?

Jackson requested a purple lightsaber.

They're the great great great grandparents of John Shaft. That's pretty much it.

You're not a drama critic, Internet.

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