It's because he's a member of the Illuminati. Why do you think Nash Bridges ran so long, Scully????

Wyatt Cenac was spotted in the front row and removed by bouncers before he could start heckling.

They're not a joke. They're spectacular.

You ARE right!

Pepper NOTS.

If you get five, you have to fight Zodiac Motherfucker in a pit.

Well played, fake clerks.

I do not agree with Beefsquatch McDowd's opinion of H20.

Dunston Checks In

"I…Nailed…my…Mongrel. [I]t…is a fine…Canadian…Mongrel. [B]eef squashed[!]" — A.A. Dowd

I initially read that as "Frank Stallone barfily gives an explosive performance!"

"(With apologies to whichever comedian I just cribbed and horribly paraphrased that joke from)"

Internet, I order you to take a Number Two!

A beginner’s guide to the expansive Marvel Cinematic Universe: You give them money. The end.

It truly jumped the shark in its last season when they introduced Hitler Jr.

Well argued?

Willow beat you to it!

THE ANNIHILATION OF YOUR SPECIES GUILELESS MEAT BAG ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY SOON-TO-BE-ENSLAVED FLESH PUPPET?

KNOCK-KNOCK
"Who's there?"
THE ANNIHILATION OF YOUR SPECIES, GUILELESS MEAT BAG HA HA HA HA HA

We Like You to'o!