Mark Millar Licks Goats

"Actress criticizes low-hanging fruit"

Chain mail for days.

" This was a time when, you know, 90210 and Melrose Place were all the rage. These were the shows that everyone was watching, and they celebrated the mediocrity of the perfect youngster"

Children! In MY day all we needed was a joystick.

I'm not your buddy, pahtak!

Whispers "Tubalcain" three times in front of monitor.

What's happened to you, AV Club?

"Hurricane Sandy and Gagnam Style walk into a bar…"

Six months.

I just had my joke post mansplained back to me by two other posters. Zing!

Joss Whedon reads this article; thinks, "That's adorable!"

"Damn it, Shrug!" thundered the chief of police. "You unloaded your smirk into a crowd of innocent bystanders. What WERE you thinking?"

Randy Quaid was right!

*Spike Lee tweets location of Dickens' grave*

Do you see what happens, Will? Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in Kentucky?

This guy was also one of the TKB frat guys in the Quantum Leap episode "Animal Frat".

I just want my Arrested Development back!

Orange Is The New I'm A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!

I remember reading somewhere when season 4 was finally greenlit that Charlize Theron would be up for returning as Rita. I'd still like to see that.