Gone Girl totally ripped off that moment!

Season 3

Can't wait to see the Stan Lee cameo in this!

Old Man Yells At Asexual Clouds.

52 glorious weeks a year!

Verily, you are one ugly blackguard!

Great Job, Marketing!

Jim Carrey (shocked): "I'M the bad guy? How'd that happen? I did everything they told me." (turns around; puts hands on butt cheeks) "Do you know I do impressions?"

I, for one, welcome our voice over overlords.

Try watching better movies, dear boy!

I'll be in my bunk!

Fine. But I would still like a Crank 3.

In your dreams. We're talking the original Tasmanian Devil from hell!

Holy hannah!

"Is it ironic, Unca Joey?" asked Michelle Tanner.
"It's NOT ironic, you little troglodyte!" Joey Gladstone snarled. "It's called schadenfreude!" He shotgunned the last of the bourbon straight from the bottle and threw the empty at the little girl. It missed, shattering on the living room wall. Michelle ran from the…

At first I was like, "Didn't NBC fire Harmon from Community three years ago?" and then I read the article.

I told a joke that a Humor Expert deemed too old? [BORAT IMPRESSION] Verra nice! [/BORAT IMPRESSION]

Chuck Norris' right thumb once killed an invading Mongol horde, while Chuck Norris' left thumb once impregnated Eleanor Roosevelt.

Congrats. You totally called it that a totally horrible person would be totally horrible.

Time is a Dubya-impersonating circle.