"Vhy don dey chest cull him Gurl Oscar?" (snickers Austrian-ly)

"From the man's perspective"?

Technically, he has. He narrates the Captain America documentary that plays in the Smithsonian in Winter Soldier.

I simplly don't believe it!

"That's a big twinkie."

You know nothing, Internet.

I'm thinking either Vince McMahon or Geraldo Rivera.

Simon says, McClane and the computer programmer will rewrite the code of your campaign website. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, Jeb?

You're gonna milk these for all they're worth, eh?

Go clean your room, Internet. Then go look for a real job.

Infamy…or accolades?

Oops. Sorry. That was the scene I was actually thinking of.

"the Nirvana song Jack rocks out to"
[cough]The Pixies actually[cough]

As long as no one's IDIC about it.

So, basically like every other day then?

"One's an angry German. The other's a wacky conspiracy theorist. This summer Uwe Boll and Randy Quaid are Youtube Cops!"

[chuckles Austrianly] "Dey shooda callt him Khurl Dickhead Killjoy!" [walks away carrying tree on shoulder]

Bebe Neuwirth. In any picture.

Classic Doctor Who. No, seriously. Back when I discovered it (in the 80s) if I mentioned it to anyone else I'd get one of two reactions: 1.) "Huh?", or 2.) "You watch that stupid show? That's lame."

That's two. So technically still "not too many".