Do you ever think about what you've chosen and thought maybe this shouldn't be a "Great Job, Internet!", Internet?

Breaking news: Damon Lindelof makes a joke that was already old two years ago.

Who is this Chris Pratt fella? Never heard of him before.

In a shadowy office, a sweaty George Lucas pounds his desk with a Hutt-like fist. "I want this Pegg guy vaporized, do ya hear me! I want his friends dead and his favorite comic book store razed to the ground!"

C'mere, Internet. I need to talk to you about something. [beckons with right hand; balls up left hand into fist]

How do you feel about morays though?

"Angry neckbeards enter! Crying fedoras leave!"

It's a wiseass chief of medicine at a mobile army surgical hospital.

"the second season will still feature someone’s boobs."

Tim Russ was my third favorite Doctor Who after Nathan Fillion and Elvira.

This was pretty good, Internet.

*upvotes your self-loathing*

Cool. Marvel finally got the rights from Charlton comics.

Duvall of us a favor and heed the warnings.

This wasn't as fun as E.T.

"You're still wearing your hat."

#NotAllAdamSandlers

That one episode of that one netflix show they've watched on a loop for 36 hours straight?

Great Job, That Thing I've Been Doing During My Slow Periods at Work!

This better not be true for movies as well. I'd like to think there's a Paul Blart out there, protecting all our freedoms.