I was looking at my clock and telling it to go to hell when this biped walks into my office. She was sexy, because the author told me so. She had the most amazing thingies.

Then I shot her.

Many Bothans rolled their eyes at this article, Internet.

Or Flash Gordon.

I remember this being one of those movies HBO played to death in the 80s.

My spoon is TOO big!

Yes.

You are right!

Take a day off, Internet.

Many Bothans died to bring you this video, Internet.

2Soon 2Furious

(looks over sunglasses while being firmly led out by Arby's security) "I'm just gonna look for the Hamburglar…"

Detective Onion Rings, meanwhile, sits at his corner desk and slams down a shot of zesty sauce-flavored tequila, muttering,"Only three more days 'til retirement…"

Macdonald's could up the ante by sponsoring a marriage between someone named Mac and someone named Donald…

Do it, Doug!

Keep Left signs are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

At this question, Mr. Spacey slumps his shoulders and looks somewhat embarrassed. "Yeah…Nine Lives. I agreed to be in that movie because I thought Joel Coen wrote the script, but, in actuality, was written by some guy named Joe Cohen…"

:asexual beings riot at WhalePrintPants' remarks:

Occasionally, Internet's right hand doesn't know what Internet's left hand is doing.

A virginity joke? In a Doctor Who thread?