Given A Wedgie

Meanwhile, Charles Bronson looks down from Heaven and smiles.

I DEMAND A FRANK BLACK APPEARANCE.

This Only Slightly Makes Up For The Clickhole Whoring, Internet.

Exit stage left, pursued by a lens flare.

Mercutio "Likes" this.

Quite a feat considering his and Newt's bodies were thrown in molten lava!

Good grief.

You'll Never Be Edgy, Charlie Brown was the Memorial Day special, right?

:does spit take:

Sounds like this Alex guy is trying to be O'Neal when there isn't any call to be.

Okay, this was pretty good, internet.

Coming to SyFy April 2016: SharknadoYOLO.

I ran out of lingo.

Wait! I've heard this plot before! The very next day Michael Rooker has his daughter Claire Forlani fill in for Kevin's dead friend, who, in turn, advises him not to make a Mallrats sequel!

"Yeah…sorry, Kevin. But Phantoms 2 starts filming that week, too. Sorry, man!"

By a strange coincidence, Kevin Smith told me that if he should die mysteriously I should avenge him.

Take yer best shot, yegg! I won't be eighty-sixed from this hoosegow of a thread!

Heeeeey! What gives?

You know, for adults!