I hear that they make it to the fireworks factory.

NBC's comedy line-up just got Jamm'd!

He may have had a terrible poker face, but Mister The Kid dealt with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.

Great Job, Movie Marketing!

Kevin Smith: "So after we finish THAT movie, I figure we get the cameras rolling for Dogma 2: Dogmatic Boogaloo. I've already got the opening scene figured out. It opens with Mewes lighting up a doob and sharing it with the Prophet Muhamm-"

I'd like to find out what the Stan Lee character has been doing all these years!

But Jay Leno has no soul.

*gets Robert Z'Dar notification; clicks on story*

Enos snapped and went on a workplace rampage.

There was no need for you to spoil the fact that you're an insensitive such-and-such. We would have figured it out.

Homer Simpson watching movie: "Hahaha! That's what you get for not giving the monkey a gun!"

Borgnine impression?

Buys Internet a beer.

:never makes eye contact with Anlyn again:

My notary will be in touch with your notary.

So, by that definition, upvoting someone else's comment is like giving them a hand job?

Previously on Friday the 13th: He wore a bag over his head.

No kidding! You don't have to patent them.

Excellent! This scrappy little underdog of a movie needs all the promotion it can get!

Then you'd be King of The Easily Beat-Up Nerds! Huzzah!