Please sign my kickstarter to bring David Letterman back for next year's ceremonies!

Bonus points for banging Demi Moore and making Kevin Smith shit his pants in fear.

Streets behind.

No such thing as bad press!

:marvels at Whovian's mustache:

The DVD commentary to this story is WONDERFUL. It's just Tom Baker and John Leeson shooting the shit about the actors, the BBC during the 70s, and laughing at the green men and monsters.

I'm thirsty. Perhaps a glass of carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice!

Pedantic note: Gunn was the one who said "What happened to you?" Still loved Wesley's response.

This rumor is pulp (fiction, that is).

Illyria: "Would you like me to lie to you now?"

White space puts sarcastic AV Club discussion in peril

Tyler Perry's Alien

Well fucking done, Internet! (applause)

How DARE you! He did two episodes of Quantum Leap!

Not enough Tim Kazurinsky!

Schneider is an anti-vaccer.

BOTH.

As long as the ads on the side of my newsfeed keep reminding me that there are hot singles in my area hoping to meet me after I'm buried.

VERY timely after the midichlorian outbreak at Epcot's Ewok Village.

Yeah, and he's "embarrassed".