fun fact: you can watch that particular storyline in that werewolf tv show on Netflix

or a dick to the face…?

He's going to act your Face Off

All Star Breakfast at 3am. Nothing better.

um. There needs to be an extended cut to this movie to include that scene. What's Mann's address?

When I saw this movie, it had been out on video for quite some time but I'll never forget sitting in my aunt's basement with my cousin watching this, totally engrossed, to include bawling at the end. The music still sucks me in and let's just say that Daniel Day-Lewis in that loincloth was a pretty indelible image for…

that is some sweet username-comment synergy

If there is an assembly line…where exactly is it? Looking to put down a deposit on one.

Easily. M&M McFlurry and large fry are much smaller than, say, an 8 lb baby.

A M&M McFlurry and a large fry are great for PMS. However, that would also require leaving comfy couch during said PMS and that's not safe for anyone.

Viet-Godamn-nam is what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!

I had ESPN News on constantly on my TV in the 90s/00s whether to watch or simply background noise. It was to the point that I was pretty sure that if any of those anchors had decided to break into my house, my dog would've just thought they were one of the family, so familiar were their voices. Stuart Scott was an…

Every time I see Fat Schmidt, I think of the Virgins episode with him and Nick rolling around on the ground, covered in lube, and in Nick's case, high on shrooms. Good times.

The first movie was neither better nor worse than the first book. Which isn't saying much. Barely tolerable with forgettable leads and then goes right into absolute dullsville in Insurgent. Allegiant is infuriating. The writing is poor, and it is so clear the author had no idea how to build a proper world with a…

ditto. So horrified and sad

For single malt whisky, I would recommend a more mellow version at first. Ones like Offerman's Lagavulin are great, but pretty harsh for a newbie (unless you happen to enjoy drinking liquid campfires). My personal favorite is the Springbank 15. It tastes like dessert, particularly caramel of which I am a total sucker.…

It tastes like feet!

Was this just an excuse to post a photo of a shirtless Chris Pratt? Because I'm totally good with that.

Tess of the D'urbervilles summary: Life sucks, then it sucks some more, you *might* have some joy, then it REALLY starts to suck, and then…

Mmmm, Momma's Pancake Breakfast.