Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All….'s daddy

Does it bother no one else that the guys in the photograph have their t-shirts tucked into their underwear?

Commando Still one of my favorites.

Ned: I think it's a male plane
Dusty: How can you tell?
Ned: Didn't you notice its little balls?
*giggles by Ned and me ensue*

Yes, El Guapo.

I've no idea what was written in this column after "the head of a decaptated snake". Holy mother of god.

For ease, we're just shipping him to a quarry. Warm up that throwing arm!

Let he who hasn't stripped on stage when booed cast the first stone.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing women that acid-washed high waisted daisy duke jorts look good. Congrats! Your waist looks tiny at the expense of the rest of your body!

preferably dark and bitter

Were the Daleks in their casings (shells?) or was it the squid-like creature inside?

she turned me into a newt!

I've a German shepherd who could be that dog's twin and my friends warned me to never ever watch that movie. My gym happened to have it on their TVs one night while I was on the treadmill during THAT scene. I started hyperventilating, crying, and then left to go home to hug my dog all night.

I've a German shepherd who could be that dog's twin and my friends warned me to never ever watch that movie. My gym happened to have it on their TVs one night while I was on the treadmill during THAT scene. I started hyperventilating, crying, and then left to go home to hug my dog all night.