wtf dude ur hella gay

That's what Jamaicans call their proctologists.

Eh. Not interested.

Don Cheadle as Donnie Trump as Captain Planet makes perfect sense now.

What about Bort?

I call the big one Bitey.

Dear Donald,
Please, please, please don't fuck with me.

Modelo Chelada Tamarindo Picante.

I never said all the comments, fool

That would be hella funny especially if they were all dressed as the Dancing Ito's.

Have you ever heard one of their shows?

I m pretty sure the same applies to you.

You are so noble. When you descend from your ivory tower I wish to kiss your ring.

What or who makes you laugh? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller, perhaps?

Bababooey

I am in no position to cast judgement on anyone. Just making an observation. Whatever happened to: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

Do you always judge on appearances? Just wondering.

Yeah I've been on here for years and noticed that as well. There are a lot of "this sucks, but here are the links to check it out" articles.

Who are the better comedians out there? I'm all for expanding my horizons and love fresh material. I would love to check out this whole world of talent out there of which you speak of.
I'm being totally serious here. Who makes you laugh?

If you're going to go out of your way to make up a fake quote about a person, at least spell their name right.