Can you please share the retweet?

So we have different POV's. What's wrong with that? Do you feel violated?

The majority of the comments here prove Carolla and Prager right. The joke is on you.

Katy Perry turned into Miley Cyrus so slowly that I hardly even noticed.

Ted Knight

The aeroplane flies high

STARLA

Excellent write-up. Thank you.

Chong does.

I saw him at Cobb's too. I fucked up though by getting too high/drunk at a furious pace. At least I have two ticket stubs to remind me of the jokes that I will never remember.

Wait a minute… Trump? Is this you?

I was quoting you. Go back and listen to the tapes.

Yup. I'm a big ol' Flaming Moe.

I'm the aggressive one? Interesting. Your mind works in mysterious ways. You should find a way to make money off that.

Once. During a stint a Fox News. I lasted one week.

You really can't see where you left out a key word here :

You sure are quiet.

I miss Lettermans jokes about the lesser known brother or son of Kim-Jong Il. Mentally-Il.

You "fucked up" your "witty" reply by not reviewing your comment for missing words before posting.

Once I had to take a mandatory harassment for a city job. The instructor was super hot wearing a low cut top showing major cleavage, a short skirt and some really sexy high heels.
It felt like a 3 hour torturous sick joke.
It also felt like a set-up.
There was a lot of non-verbal communication between us males in the…