"I'm not the biggest guy in the world…but the guy next to me sure was."

Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.

Yes I agree, I could use a target for a good ol' fashioned flip flop beating these days

Fresh First Impression

Didn't you know? He broke his neck doing a headspin while filming a Michael Jackson commercial for Pepsi.

Hell yeah. I like to chase a high end edible with a coffee based drink usually with an added shot of espresso. On an empty stomach. Naturally. Gets the day going real good if you can handle it.

Smoke a cabbie. Then you'll know.

I was wondering this morning if Jack Nicholson is gonna be the next one to kick the bucket.

Fuckin Baby Gorilla

Fuck peace! Can we?
-Donald J. Trump 2017 and beyond…

Finally a quicker way to access my premium porn.
There is no joke here.
I'm genuinely enthused.

There can only be one.

Why she buggin'?

Is Black Twitter a thing?

Premixed, cheap and portable.

Just a little?

Unless I'm mistaken, all of the other songs were planned rehearsed productions. Operas, jingles, etc. Maybe Charlie isn't so good at making up songs on the spot.

Too much rhyming.

I like it in Eggs Benedict and I used to always order a ham, Canadian bacon and onion round table pizza that was excellent quality.

I feel like I got contact high from reading this article.