Have you had the Deluxe 1/4#'er? Hella good.

If it keeps breaking you need to slow down…

Magic penis, my ass!!!

Randomness 2: I managed a restaurant in SF and a waiter told me that the owner used to be in a band. When Jim came in a couple of days later we were making small talk and I casually brought that up and asked what band and he said, "Stabbing Westward" and I shit my pants because I was a fan and had seen them years…

Dear critic sir or ma'am…just what exactly were you expecting?

Lend a hand!

Whatever Aziz was on, I want.

Watching on the West Coast feed and just saw that Samsung must have paid a shit load of money some time ago to secure the first commercial…jokes on them as they are mired in the midst of a massive recall that is the first of its kind ever. What were they forced to advertise instead? Android Pay instead of Galaxy Note…

Sanford and Son
Barney Miller
Duke's of Hazzard
The Simpsons
Bonanza
The Fall Guy
Perry Fucking Mason
I'm kinda surprised no one mentioned any of the Star Trek offerings.

I found myself at Mickey D'S this weekend and I really wanted a filet o fish. But even as high and buzzed that I was, I couldn't bring myself to pay $4.79 for the single sandwich.

Actually, his brothers name is… Banana.

Haven't we already?

Seda-give????

I said good day, sir!

Locked down with all the hits.

My all-time favorite. They used to have it at a nickel arcade near me. I miss it. I have the pinball arcade version which I think I am going to fire up now. It's been a while.

Hmmm. Adam had a couple of kids got fired from his radio gig on KLSX after replacing Stern. He then went on to create his podcast The Adam Corolla Show. It holds the record for the most downloaded podcast and he is viewed as the the guy that started that when industry. Daily shows uncensored with two clean shows a…

Yes. Talking.

Nah, nothing like that. I wouldn't want anything like that unless I was making money off of it. Girthiness and tip-size however…that's a different story!

I have a big thing for butts too. It's called a penis.