Do they ever do the 9-pcs for $4.99 in your market? They do it every once in a while in mine. it's conveniently located in a strip mall that also has a dispensary and a liquor store in it. 'Nuff said.

Lower quality dark meat? All you eat is breast meat? Something wrong with the way your thighs and drumsticks were prepared, I suppose.

I'm Harland Williams, is it my turn to be The Colonel yet?

Me to. However, but he apparently has headed back down south. He will be missed, dearly. Even if sometimes he overstays his welcome.

You must have been using the Hungarian paprika. Try the Spanish.

You sure have a clucked up palate.

Not to start a beef ;but I believe that would be a cows stomach of which you speak.

I just kinda imagined him standing really still.

Perhaps you would like watching rhythmic gymnastics instead.

Much ado about nothing.

Um, he played a droid not a robot, per se.

Than we would just call you Paris or Kim.

Does Bela get in the trash bag with you?

The comments are cool though, right?

Yes. He's all about it. No salmon.

You mean like a rotting zombie corpse? A skeleton? No, wait…a zombie skeleton! Holy shit this practically writes itself!

Unfunny Stupid Stance?

How much for the girls?

Benson.

Me either. Mostly citrus undertones with a dry berry finish.