That cracks me up because it implies that he was in there willingly.

Dicks AND tits? Make up your mind already.

Something something Kim Kardashians Kunt…

The vomit is cool though, right?

The headline makes it sounds like something The Onion would come up with.

Is that you, Noah Wyle?

Mila Kunis

Is he, Jew? Well then, good fellow, be sure to maintain a firm grasp upon his horns as he will surely be thrusting about as you commence with the well-deserved dunking.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Her boobs suck.

I used to do drugs. Still do. But I used to too.
- M. Hedberg

Yeah, well you have bony girl arms and you smell like an elephants butt.

Hehe, mule.

"What is this? A 90's era Conan?"

I never heard of her until Robin and Howard did the news. Oh yeah, I guess Fred had something to do with it too.

I see what you did there. Well done.

Not once, not twice, but thrice!

I'll get the zip-ties.

Squanch!

Manuela = Perfection