It would have been funny as hell if Jon just pulled an Indy-style perfunctory hand wave and had him feathered to fuck.

I don't know about you, but I felt the most profound sense of satisfaction watching Jon go to town on Ramsay's stupid smug face.

So Davos is definitely definitely killing Melisandre, right?

Pun about Ramsay really going to the dogs, or who let the dogs out, or something.

The Littlefinger-ex-machina could not have been less of an ex machina. It's been telegraphed as hell for 3-4 episodes.

Point taken!

Karl Urban was Julius Caesar? Because that actually sounds fucking amazing.

Youtubed it immediately and was not disappointed.

If he ends up making faux-PT I'm sure there will be many a happy gamer in the world.

Deserves a full letter bump for "Didn't I kill yez? How'd yeh do that, then?"

Disagree on this one. The German guy lied about his past to make himself out to be a 'good' Nazi. I mean, what Jesse did was cold as fuck, don't get me wrong, but the German (I forget his name) was definitely guilty of war crimes.

Nope. I don't remember the story of the original at all, but as far as I know, only one character aside from Faith featured in the original game.

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Amen. It didn't help that every single character totally fucking sucked, either. I can't think of one (except maybe Birdman) that was remotely likable.

Honestly, some of the story missions are great fun (the terrible story and characters notwithstanding) and I've lost far too many hours trying to shave milliseconds off my personal bests in the time trials. Slog through the story, ignore combat from that point on and just run.

It's not an AV Club review of GoT without overlooking something blindingly obvious!

A girl wasted two seasons to get the blind-fight feat.

It's pretty simple. "What my son did was absolutely and unequivocally disgusting, and he will rightly bear the shame of that for the rest of his life. I deeply regret the harm he has caused to this blameless young woman, and I hope that he does, too. However, he is still my son and I cannot give up on him, no matter…

It's honestly like they read the AVC's review last week, slapped their foreheads and reshot that rose-note scene just to make it really super fucking unambiguous.

Contested roll.