What!?!?! ONE DWI… and you gave up?

…the question really is, was he able to get a new F1 Mclaren made completely out of tacos with this?

What is that in Pete Bests?

Black Step Son

*Louise Lasser accidentally holds up coke spoon*

Another live action Jungle Book?

He'll be serving the Cherries Jubila.

Mental note: Stay away from Chicago… permanently.

These kids don't wanna know unless there's a sick bass drop, yo.

I think you and I are the only two on the face of the Earth.

Jared Leto as Mark David Chapman sings a very creepy "Honey Pie!"

Just what the world needed! More shitty Beatles covers!

Next up: Gerbert (Classic)

Salmon gutter?

Trenchmouth.

…once you've seen Bert fisting Ernie, there really is no reason to live.

I'll go in a crap.

More like "This isn't interesting, Internet!"

I always wondered what kind of a pick to use with a ukulele…

That's because they started using cheaper and nastier toppings, thus keeping the prices low.