There are physical player pianos that can solely operate on MIDI files.

…genius comment.

The 7" of Birthday Cake is a cover of Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun. I have to admit, that's why I bought it in the first place….

They don't care how many times you play it. They already have your money, so… 'ya know, sod off.

Did we all forget the "FRED" guy getting two shows and a movie out of YouTube? …and let's not forget Bieber, or The Annoying Orange.

I'm shocked nobody has posted this:
"Degrassi" by Lemon Demon
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Uh oh, my dyslexia's actin' again up!

…one more very, very sad week.
That's what.

…one more very, very sad week.
That's what.

I would rather watch a kitten get punched than watch another episode of Bordertown… and I really fucking love kittens!

I would rather watch a kitten get punched than watch another episode of Bordertown… and I really fucking love kittens!

So…uh… is the AV Club just going to leave this up?
Now, the obligatory Simpsons reference:
"Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!"

Finally! I can afford to make my own "Jungle Room"! Thanks, Sylvia! GREEN SHAG CARPETING FOR EVERYONE!

*throws rubber chicken*

…needs more lime green shag carpet…

Berwyn!?!?

*slide whistle*

…and that's the end of that chapter!

…and that would have been a perfectly cromulent debate back then.

How 'bout a crazy wedding where something happens, do do do do doo….