…sucks for you, then.

…except for the vinyl that you will undoubtedly still be able to buy… and actually look at, unlike the microscopic print on a CD booklet.

When I was in radio about ten years ago, I used to take home two foot tall stacks of promos to rip into my computer. I'd always open them that way, leave them open, rip, then replace with the sticker intact on the top. Matter of fact, most of my CDs from the 2003 to 2007 era still have their original top stickers.

I learned a long time ago to just scroll right through these kind of posts. It's likely, no matter how much you rant, they'll never get it anyway.

…if your records had scratches and static, it wasn't the record's fault.

RCA Sound Tape Cartridge: 1958
Muntz Stereo-Pak 4-Track: 1962
Philips Compact Cassette: 1963
Learjet 8-Track: 1964

Just because you've learned how to game the system doesn't mean you don't win….

After reflecting on this for a period of time… I'm really glad Blevins referred to this kid as "floppy haired". When this hair style became prevalent a decade ago, my BFF and I immediately started calling these kids "floppys".

Fuck it. I'll give you props for that!
Rawk!

Wait. Trump supporters are biting people now? Did I miss something?

Hey! That free condom was totally worth it! Plus, I scored a Subway card that was one stamp away from a free 6"!

Social retards… at a Walker Stalker Convention…? Naw.

…can I get that sausage on a roll? Mmmmm….

So… this is why Michael C. Hall got so mad when I injected him with Etorphine and wrapped him in cellophane….

I could really go for a Stride Mother Supreme right now….

-Dana Carvey
Star of the classic Hollywood comedy "Master of Disguise"

Sometimes the obvious needs to be stated out loud so some of the slower members of the group can catch up.

Wow. You nailed it dead on without having to suffer through two hours watching it! Consider yourself lucky….

This show should be called "Droppin' Names and Doin' Drugs: The Musical".
I can't believe Scorsese had anything to do with this….

That was no lady! That was my wife!