I think so.

That really applies to so many people.

Clearly you've never eaten at a Cracker Barrel.

WHO'S BEEN LEAKING MY FAN-FICS AGAIN?!?

I hear tell he likes to keep his stank out by the topless pool.

Wait… you can have erections that aren't angry?

Great… fun? I'm not sure we can hang out…

I've recently reinstalled that game, I really should play it more.

I've found since going back this last month is two is my new limit. I usually only have one beer after dinner, and two on the weekends when I'm done running errands. If I'm feeling frisky I'll sub out a glass of anCoc instead of beer, but I'm starting to run low, and don't know when I can afford another bottle of…

I had a friend who swore by scotch and milk.

Whatever you do, don't split the difference and go with cheap fruity vodka.

Wild Turkey is the only whiskey I can think of where the higher proof version is smoother than the regular test grade.

That's science in action right there.

Unless "active listening" is super secret code for "a fuck-ton of plumbing" that ain't gonna fix shit.

Yeah, V does all the things I want, and Beyond Earth does enough different things for me. I'm good with some more time til another one.

GET HIM!!

"Finish this lyric: Ding ding ding went the…"

I was merely standing my ground on my strongly held convictions.

We need some of our resident gay dudes to infiltrate! Mainly because I'm curious to see just how they're checking to make sure everyone who attends is straight.

Wait… are you talking about those "Return of Kings" dingleberrys?