There's a phrase I didn't think I'd see this morning…

Blocking Day is my favorite day!

I read it as he seems sad. But that's just me.

Oh my god, you are just adorable.

I come back for some prime self loathing snark and …. well… WHO THE HELL ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?

Very much so.

Now there's a platform I can get behind!

"Hi, I'm a semi-professional asshole."

*turns up volume on Vin Scully*

Maine and New Hampshire are some of the most casually racist places I've ever seen, and I was born in Florida, raised in Georgia.

That's what it sounded like at first, then it changed into "something that will TRULY honor America". Granted all this could just be down to the tone of the articles too.

The most recent articles make it sound as if it will be some pro-military thing.

Not only that, but trading all that LESS THAN 12 HOURS BEFORE FINAL CUTS!

AH, I thought it was the other way around, to where he seemed interested but you didn't notice until he was dating. Either way, it couldn't hurt to ask, maybe try framing it as just a free vacation. Or just ask any of your friends, I'm sure you know SOMEONE who could use a vacation. Just don't try to make it into…

BOOM!!! There's your second. You said something about him being kind of into you, but then he wasn't single. If he's single… GO MAN, GO!

Roommate still not single?

I think there's already a Tyler The Creator, but you might be on the right track.

New Dan seems alright. Maybe when Original Dan comes back we can get a Dueling Dans column.

This might sound weird, but congrats on getting some distance in there. He may be a decent dude, but he only really seems interested in toxic people/situations. You don't need that in your life.

I've been in a near identical set up scenario myself. It all seemed to be some weird set up to get two guys to fight over her.