My current headaches are Batman:Arkham City and Metro Last Light Redux. Batman is my own fault, I keep treating it as a brawler, and even though I keep winning 12-on-1 fights I know it's building up bad habits that will come back and bite me later. Metro… is just damned hard. I'm on the easiest settings, and still…

Donate to your local library.

Man… that sounds familiar… did you copy my notes, or did I copy yours?

"We realize what you do is important around here."
"You look good today."
"Hey, wanna get together and hang out sometime?"

Yeah… what he said! Oh wait… you said no kinks…

Oh screw that noise. All parts of that story, just screw that noise. If you can have a non-hostile relationship with an ex you've had kids with, more power to ya.

Two terrible, terrible things.

Silly facts, ruining a perfectly mediocre Terry Pratchett/Reacher Gilt joke.

Except for that show she has on Comedy Central, you are 100% correct.

Wait… we have a handbook? I knew there was a cookbook, but this is new.

I can point you in the direction of some lady-wrestling that might pique your interest, dunno about WWE style…

Wait… Beardy Branson has roots? I always assumed he was one of those guys who paid good money for a sterling lineage.

Is that setting the bar low, or just laying it on the ground?

*Kicks rocks around waiting for reassurance*

Clearly you look like Colin Farrell.

HEY! You don't get to decide if I do or don't have mutant penicillin in my booze!

How does it compare to Cocaine Cowboys?

I'm not sure about talk, but there was much poo flinging involved. Maybe that's how they set a lunch meeting…

A bit on the woody side.

The guys actually in those cover bands aren't willing to do the hard, hard work of looking that terrible.