Why in gods name were you mixing Jameson and Fireball? If you hate yourself that much, there are better ways to go about ending it.

I do love it when readers call King out on being a drunk, due to being unable to function in any situation without drinking.

Kill God then make out with Death's sister?

That sounds like the Supernatural guys, "We keep expecting this to be the last season, but they keep cutting us bigger checks instead!"

Get John Noble back in there and you've got a deal!

Dale Jr. is pretty much a giant among drivers, and he's pretty much normal person sized.

Yes, he was.

Not saying they can't, just saying it's more strength/endurance based than people realize.

Very much so. In terms of athletic ability baseball might be the most deceiving sport, in terms of how hard it is vs how easy it looks.

Not really. While they look similar, they are two entirely different games.

Except it does. That's 3 tons of metal moving at 200mph with NO drivers aids what so ever. Strength in more important in NASCAR than most realize.

Well yeah, that's literally what he was built to do.

There was that one Japanese teenage girl in the minors working on being a knuckleballer a few years ago, but I since I haven't heard anything about her in years, I'm assuming it didn't end well.

There was an independent minor league team made up only of women. They did… ok… against competition. At their best they were about high A/low AA in terms of talent. Better than most of the general population, but no where approaching major league ability.

Why unlikely?

Is that a venal or mortal sin he just committed?

At least we still have Cloris Leachman to balance that one out.

Well that's not a solution for anything…

mmmm… crazy Laura San Giacomo…

Glad to see at least one person appreciates my work.